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Boston, MA â€“ There were more tense moments today after Boston Police were forced to blow up a suspicious looking man near a lamp post. An alert city worker called in the man after noticing that he had been leaning against the lamp post for more than ten minutes. Police later learned the man, Evan Johnson, was just waiting for his girlfriend. LAWL.
When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if itâ€™s really dead… The first woman to either lose or remove her clothing is dead meat… Never back out of one room into another without looking. Itâ€™s always behind you… Never run into a deserted graveyard at night… Never listen to strange voices on the telephone…
A 45-year-old man was hospitalized after four sheriff’s deputies rescued him from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot alligator Wednesday, while he was naked and high on crack cocaine. Adrian J. Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with an apparent broken right arm, leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon.