12 Foot Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack in Florida

A 45-year-old man was hospitalized after four sheriff’s deputies rescued him from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot alligator Wednesday, while he was naked and high on crack cocaine. Adrian J. Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with an apparent broken right arm, leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon.

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Leet Speak On The News – Very Dangerous Online Code

Warning to parents: You child may be using a very complicated and dangerous language called “Leet”.

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Bush Proposes Faith-Based Firewalls for Government Computers

“President Bush announced that by 2008 all government computers should be protected from outside attacks by the faith-based firewall called Protection From Above (PFA) from Houston-based software developer Christisoft.”

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Pick Your Nose & Eat It – It’s Good For You.

“Dr. Friedrich Bischinger would have us believe that people who pick their noses with their fingers are healthier, happier, and more in tune with their bodies. He believes that exposing the body to the dried germ corpses helps to reinforce the immune system. The good doctor feels that society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking.”

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Sunglasses a ‘security threat’ to Airline TSA employees

“About a week ago I flew to Rhode Island on business. I was forced into the ‘security threat’ line because I refused to remove my sunglasses at the second of four TSA checkpoints at LAX.”

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If you look happy you are a terrorist

Travelers have been ordered not to look too happy in their passport photographs to avoid confusing facial recognition scanners.

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Boy Scouts to Get Merit Badge for Not Downloading Music/Movies

Boy Scouts in the Los Angeles area will now be able to earn a merit patch for learning about the evils of downloading pirated movies and music. The patch shows a film reel, a music CD and the international copyright symbol, a “C” enclosed in a circle. The movie industry has developed the curriculum.
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Evolution Prevails in Michigan Schools – Intelligent Design Defeated

“The State Board of Education on Tuesday approved public school curriculum guidelines that support the teaching of evolution in science classes but not intelligent design.”

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Thief steals courthouse computers while on trial for computer theft

“It just amazed me that someone could be in the middle of a jury trial for a burglary involving computers and immediately get involved in another burglary at the Civic Center,” said sheriff’s Sgt. Jerry Niess

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Script Kiddie Leaves Photo ID Behind After Wreaking Havoc

As the administrator of a free shell account provider, I see all kinds of questionable activity on a regular basis. People usually try to cover their tracks before trying anything stupid. Not so in the case of Mr. Machelesen of the Netherlands.

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