Hyper123.net » WTF http://hyper123.net Sat, 29 Jan 2011 09:47:45 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 12 Foot Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack in Florida http://hyper123.net/2006/12/01/12-foot-gator-attacks-naked-man-on-crack-in-florida/ http://hyper123.net/2006/12/01/12-foot-gator-attacks-naked-man-on-crack-in-florida/#comments Fri, 01 Dec 2006 22:22:40 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/12/01/12-foot-gator-attacks-naked-man-on-crack-in-florida/ A 45-year-old man was hospitalized after four sheriff’s deputies rescued him from the jaws of a nearly 12-foot alligator Wednesday, while he was naked and high on crack cocaine. Adrian J. Apgar was taken to the hospital in critical condition with an apparent broken right arm, leg injuries and his left arm hanging by a tendon.

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/12/01/12-foot-gator-attacks-naked-man-on-crack-in-florida/feed/ 0 Leet Speak On The News – Very Dangerous Online Code http://hyper123.net/2006/11/27/leet-speak-on-the-news-very-dangerous-online-code/ http://hyper123.net/2006/11/27/leet-speak-on-the-news-very-dangerous-online-code/#comments Tue, 28 Nov 2006 00:34:46 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/11/27/leet-speak-on-the-news-very-dangerous-online-code/ Warning to parents: You child may be using a very complicated and dangerous language called “Leet”.

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/11/27/leet-speak-on-the-news-very-dangerous-online-code/feed/ 0 Bush Proposes Faith-Based Firewalls for Government Computers http://hyper123.net/2006/11/26/bush-proposes-faith-based-firewalls-for-government-computers/ http://hyper123.net/2006/11/26/bush-proposes-faith-based-firewalls-for-government-computers/#comments Sun, 26 Nov 2006 14:59:48 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/11/26/bush-proposes-faith-based-firewalls-for-government-computers/ “President Bush announced that by 2008 all government computers should be protected from outside attacks by the faith-based firewall called Protection From Above (PFA) from Houston-based software developer Christisoft.”

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/11/26/bush-proposes-faith-based-firewalls-for-government-computers/feed/ 0 Pick Your Nose & Eat It – It’s Good For You. http://hyper123.net/2006/11/25/pick-your-nose-eat-it-its-good-for-you/ http://hyper123.net/2006/11/25/pick-your-nose-eat-it-its-good-for-you/#comments Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:59:28 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/11/25/pick-your-nose-eat-it-its-good-for-you/ “Dr. Friedrich Bischinger would have us believe that people who pick their noses with their fingers are healthier, happier, and more in tune with their bodies. He believes that exposing the body to the dried germ corpses helps to reinforce the immune system. The good doctor feels that society should adopt a new approach to nose-picking.”

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/11/25/pick-your-nose-eat-it-its-good-for-you/feed/ 0 Sunglasses a ‘security threat’ to Airline TSA employees http://hyper123.net/2006/11/03/sunglasses-a-security-threat-to-airline-tsa-employees/ http://hyper123.net/2006/11/03/sunglasses-a-security-threat-to-airline-tsa-employees/#comments Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:37:04 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/11/03/sunglasses-a-security-threat-to-airline-tsa-employees/ “About a week ago I flew to Rhode Island on business. I was forced into the ‘security threat’ line because I refused to remove my sunglasses at the second of four TSA checkpoints at LAX.”

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/11/03/sunglasses-a-security-threat-to-airline-tsa-employees/feed/ 0 If you look happy you are a terrorist http://hyper123.net/2006/10/29/if-you-look-happy-you-are-a-terrorist/ http://hyper123.net/2006/10/29/if-you-look-happy-you-are-a-terrorist/#comments Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:01:54 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/10/29/if-you-look-happy-you-are-a-terrorist/ Travelers have been ordered not to look too happy in their passport photographs to avoid confusing facial recognition scanners.

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/10/29/if-you-look-happy-you-are-a-terrorist/feed/ 0 Boy Scouts to Get Merit Badge for Not Downloading Music/Movies http://hyper123.net/2006/10/21/boy-scouts-to-get-merit-badge-for-not-downloading-musicmovies/ http://hyper123.net/2006/10/21/boy-scouts-to-get-merit-badge-for-not-downloading-musicmovies/#comments Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:50:05 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/10/21/boy-scouts-to-get-merit-badge-for-not-downloading-musicmovies/ Boy Scouts in the Los Angeles area will now be able to earn a merit patch for learning about the evils of downloading pirated movies and music. The patch shows a film reel, a music CD and the international copyright symbol, a “C” enclosed in a circle. The movie industry has developed the curriculum.
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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/10/21/boy-scouts-to-get-merit-badge-for-not-downloading-musicmovies/feed/ 0 Evolution Prevails in Michigan Schools – Intelligent Design Defeated http://hyper123.net/2006/10/11/evolution-prevails-in-michigan-schools-intelligent-design-defeated/ http://hyper123.net/2006/10/11/evolution-prevails-in-michigan-schools-intelligent-design-defeated/#comments Wed, 11 Oct 2006 23:21:12 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/10/11/evolution-prevails-in-michigan-schools-intelligent-design-defeated/ “The State Board of Education on Tuesday approved public school curriculum guidelines that support the teaching of evolution in science classes but not intelligent design.”

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/10/11/evolution-prevails-in-michigan-schools-intelligent-design-defeated/feed/ 0 Thief steals courthouse computers while on trial for computer theft http://hyper123.net/2006/09/20/thief-steals-courthouse-computers-while-on-trial-for-computer-theft/ http://hyper123.net/2006/09/20/thief-steals-courthouse-computers-while-on-trial-for-computer-theft/#comments Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:25:45 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/09/20/thief-steals-courthouse-computers-while-on-trial-for-computer-theft/ “It just amazed me that someone could be in the middle of a jury trial for a burglary involving computers and immediately get involved in another burglary at the Civic Center,” said sheriff’s Sgt. Jerry Niess

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/09/20/thief-steals-courthouse-computers-while-on-trial-for-computer-theft/feed/ 0 Script Kiddie Leaves Photo ID Behind After Wreaking Havoc http://hyper123.net/2006/09/20/script-kiddie-leaves-photo-id-behind-after-wreaking-havoc/ http://hyper123.net/2006/09/20/script-kiddie-leaves-photo-id-behind-after-wreaking-havoc/#comments Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:45:09 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/09/20/script-kiddie-leaves-photo-id-behind-after-wreaking-havoc/ As the administrator of a free shell account provider, I see all kinds of questionable activity on a regular basis. People usually try to cover their tracks before trying anything stupid. Not so in the case of Mr. Machelesen of the Netherlands.

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/09/20/script-kiddie-leaves-photo-id-behind-after-wreaking-havoc/feed/ 0 Windows designed to play classical music when the computer is broken http://hyper123.net/2006/09/18/windows-designed-to-play-classical-music-when-the-computer-is-broken/ http://hyper123.net/2006/09/18/windows-designed-to-play-classical-music-when-the-computer-is-broken/#comments Mon, 18 Sep 2006 04:49:29 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/09/18/windows-designed-to-play-classical-music-when-the-computer-is-broken/ It’s true, you’ve got problems in Windows and classical music plays. It’s not a joke, it’s supposed to happen!

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/09/18/windows-designed-to-play-classical-music-when-the-computer-is-broken/feed/ 0 Judge Rules that 16 year old Spammer Must Stay in His Room http://hyper123.net/2006/08/26/judge-rules-that-16-year-old-spammer-must-stay-in-his-room/ http://hyper123.net/2006/08/26/judge-rules-that-16-year-old-spammer-must-stay-in-his-room/#comments Sat, 26 Aug 2006 14:56:23 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/08/26/judge-rules-that-16-year-old-spammer-must-stay-in-his-room/ Yesterday the ‘Boy Spammer’ David Lennon, who was 16 when he electronically snubbed his former bosses, has been told by a judge that as punishment for his crimes he can’t leave his house between the hours of 12.30am and 7am on weekdays, and between 12.30am and 10am on weekends, for two months.

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]]> http://hyper123.net/2006/08/26/judge-rules-that-16-year-old-spammer-must-stay-in-his-room/feed/ 0 Pac-Man is 62% violent O.o http://hyper123.net/2006/08/17/pac-man-is-62-violent-oo/ http://hyper123.net/2006/08/17/pac-man-is-62-violent-oo/#comments Thu, 17 Aug 2006 07:50:51 +0000 Jordan http://hyper123.net/2006/08/17/pac-man-is-62-violent-oo/ The U.S. Senate recently heard testimony on violent video games from Dr. Thompson, a Harvard researcher that claims PacMan is 62% violent, and that saying “push it to the limit” is sexual. Her research is amazingly out-of-touch with reality. Some of the other games: Mario (41.3%), Zelda (68.4%) Dig Dug (67%) Ms. Pac-Man (54.3%) Q*bert (33.5%) and Centipede (92.6%). The way they determine how violent a game is is by measuring the duration a player engages in violent behavior over a 90 minute period. Who ever thinks Pac-Man is violent clearly has some issues.

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